My Birthday...

My wife... my sweet little.. devious wife. I should have known something was up when she gave me a present this morning, wrapped in the funny papers... "Happy birthday sweetie," she said with a evil grin. Nice color... piss yellow. Couple things wrong with the whole concept though. 1st and foremost... The seat is NEVER left up in this household and number two... If I can't see to hit the water, what makes her so sure I can see the switch, to turn the sucker on.

This HAD to have been invented by a woman :0)